Quote from Ted in Rally
Ted: Whoa, sorry. Sorry. The Mother: Oh, my God. You know there is gonna be champagne at this party? Ted: I know, I know, but we're gonna get there and it'll be everyone congratulating you on your book, saying: "This is a revelation. You're gonna end poverty in our time. This is the greatest book anyone's ever written in any genre." The Mother: You're the only one that says that, sweetie. Ted: Well, it's true. So before I lose you to your adoring public, I just want to take a moment, you and I, to celebrate the best year of our lives. Happy New Year. The Mother: Happy New Year. Ted: Mm. We go big tonight. The Mother: Easy there, buddy. We're old people, remember? We haven't even gone medium-sized in forever. And I cannot carry you home in this dress. Ted: Sweetie, relax. I got this. The Mother: Yeah, right. I can see your whole future. You are gonna be so hungover tomorrow. Ted: I'm gonna be fine. I made a vow, remember?