[flashback to March 2008:]
Mitch: I felt lost for a long time too. I was living in my parents' basement, playing video games, mastur... ing those games. Until I finally woke up and realized I wanted to follow my dream of teaching music. Let me save you a few years. Even if it sounds completely crazy, what is it you wanna do with your life?
The Mother: I want to end poverty.
Mitch: Great. Then every decision you make from here on out should be in service of that.
The Mother: Oh. Thanks. You know, for a minute there, I totally forgot you were naked.
Mitch: In a way, aren't we all naked?
The Mother: Yeah, but your balls are on my couch.
Mitch: Hug?
The Mother: I will take a rain check.
Mitch: It's raining now.
The Mother: [gasps] Oh, my umbrella. [to Kelly] I will be right back. Long story.