Lily: No more pausing. We're getting through this argument.
Marshall: Okay. But no pot shots at my mom.
Lily: Fine. No distracting me with your calves.
Marshall: Fine. I love you, Lilypad.
Lily: I love you, Marshmallow. Now... How could you take that job without telling me?
Marshall: Baby, I'm sorry, but they needed an answer right away. This is a huge opportunity. It could be good
for our family and we have to at least talk about it.
Lily: Sorry, you lost your chance to talk about it when you didn't talk about it. We're going to Italy.
Marshall: But I could be a judge. We can't give that up for what is clearly just a hobby. Pause.
Lily: No pause. That hobby is my dream. We're going to Italy.
Marshall: Well, it's my dream to...
Lily: We are going to Italy.
Marshall: Baby, can you just...
Lily: We are going to Italy. Don't you get it? You went behind my back. You hurt me. You were more selfish than I have ever been to you.
Marshall: You broke up with me and moved to San Francisco.