Quote from Barney in Unpause
Ted: How much is her family worth? Barney: Six thousand craploads. Canadian craploads. Ted: That much? But when we dated, I paid for everything. Robin: You didn't pay for everything. Barney: He paid for everything. Robin: I'd pick up our bar tab all the time. Barney: Three times in the last nine years. Ted: I took you to four-star restaurants. Barney: Two-star restaurants. Ted: Figuring on average two meals out a week, plus 20 percent tip... Barney: Twelve-and-a-half percent tip. Ted: Do you know how much money you cost me? Robin: What am I, a prostitute? Barney: You are not a prostitute. Ted: No, a prostitute would have been cheaper. Barney: Depends on the prostitute. Robin: Wait, hold on, Ted. What are we doing? Barney: You're arguing about Robin's wealth when you really should be asking me embarrassing questions.