Quote from The Mother in Bass Player Wanted
The Mother: Thank you, Linus. There are real villains in this world, but they don't always get real justice, do they? You wanna believe karma's gonna get them. [out on the balcony:] Ted: All right, who wants a drink? I'm stealing. [back:] The Mother: But... karma doesn't always come through. [out on the balcony:] Darren: I love how strong your marriage is. You don't need to lose weight, no matter what he told me. Catch you on the flip-flop, muchachos. [crashes into Ted, who drops the scotch bottle] Sorry, mi amigos. The Mother: I guess you have to accept that sometimes in life... ...you just don't get that knockout punch. [Ted punches Darren] Darren: Hey, can I get some ice? The best man just punched me in the face for no reason. Oh, what, that's funny to you? You know what? I quit. You can have your stupid band back. I miss being in a band where people are decent to each other and there's no drama. I'm going back to the new Guns N' Roses. The Mother: Linus, whoever that best man is, I would like to buy him a double of your finest Scotch.