Barney: Man. This whole "no more surprises" thing is so unfair. Who does that?
Lily: Barney, the "no more surprises" thing is the best part of being married.
Marshall: It's true. When I wake up in the morning, I know what Lily's breath is gonna smell like. It's like... Roses. Do you really want a marriage where you have this paranoia that Robin's hiding around every corner, planning to get you back with some crazy new prank?
Barney: You're absolutely right. Thank you, Lily.
Marshall: No, th... That was me, over here.
Ted: He wasn't listening.
Barney: If you guys are saying what I think you're saying...
Marshall: Probably not. Go on.
Barney: Then that must mean...
Lily: No, it doesn't.
Barney: That Robin is planning a surprise laser tag rehearsal dinner!