Quote from Ted in The Lighthouse
Lily: Wait a minute. What happened to that girl Cassie? Ted: Cassie? Future Ted: [v.o.] Cassie was the girl I'd spent the entire previous night consoling. Just consoling. Ted: Yeah, that's not happening. Future Ted: And then, in her anger, Lily gave me a piece of advice about which she would later say... [flash-forward:] Lily: Oh, doggy, that was some bad advice. [present:] Lily: Okay, here's why you're an idiot. Did you find Cassie attractive? Ted: I guess. Lily: Is she a relatively normal height? Ted: Yeah. Lily: So end up with her already. God, do you really think that you're gonna find some perfect girl who checks off every item on your list? Ted: Well, not every item. I mean, she doesn't have to share my love for coins. Although it would be nice, just once, not to have to go stag to Coin-Con.