Robin: Please, is there any way you'd reconsider?
Reverend: No. No. No. You two are both terrible people.
Robin: Who found each other in this crazy world.
Reverend: And who lie about how they found each other. Please, leave now. Just...
Barney: You know what? You're right, we shouldn't have lied about our story. I love our story. Sure, it's messy, but it's the story that got us here, about to get married.
Robin: I love it too. Every messy chapter. I love that you slept with over 250 women before deciding that I was your favorite.
Reverend: This is killing me.
Barney: And I love that we had to keep having sex with each other even when dating other people.
Reverend: It's really killing me.
Robin: And I love that your marriage proposal involved a strip club, lying to me, and pretending to bang the woman I hate for two months.
Barney: I love that we keep a running tally of all the different rooms we've had sex in.
Robin: I love that two weeks ago, we put this room on that list.
Barney: Ah. Come on, rev, that's got to be worth some kind of reaction. I mean, right where your hymnal is, is where we... We... [chuckles] Well, that's not what you want.