Quote from Ted in The Poker Game
Ted: Anyway, Lily, I told Marshall this but don't worry about not sending a thank-you note for the coffeemaker. It's cool. Lily: Uh, we did send a thank-you note for the coffeemaker. Ted: Uh, no, you didn't. Lily: Uh, yes, we did. To Stuart and Claudia. The people who gave us the coffeemaker. Ted: Uh... What? [flashback to Lily running into Stuart and Claudia:] Lily: Hey, you two. Stuart: Hey. Lily: Hey, thanks again for that coffeemaker, we use it all the time. Especially when Ted's over. Stuart: Yeah, it's a great machine. We have one at home and we love it. [present:] Ted: Did I forget to get you a wedding gift? What kind of monster am I? Mosbys always give wedding gifts. We even have an expression: "Wrap it before you tap it." You know, wrap the gift, before you tap the person on the shoulder and say, "Here's your gift." I will make this right.