Barney: [taking Ted's phone] I know, right? We're about to go through a tunnel. [hangs up] Guys, big dilemma. My mom's insisting that I get Robin to give James his ring back. But Robin's refusing. But James seems like he's really upset. But Robin's gonna be my wife. But James is my brother. But Robin lets me do sex to her. But I have to spend eternity in my mom's mausoleum. I just wish there was a way I didn't have to take sides. What should I do?
Lily: Choose your wife. You always choose your wife. Easy. Got any other stumpers, like how to answer, "Does this make me look fat?"
Barney: Well, maybe a little around the hips, but no more than usual.
Lily: You're getting married, so I will deal with that one after your honeymoon.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And she did.
[flashforward to a tanned, dread-locked Barney talking with Lily at MacLaren's:]
Barney: Belize was amaz... [Lily knees him in the nuts] Aah!