Lily: Why would you move to Chicago?
Ted: Because it's the perfect town for me. It's like a Clevelandy New York. And don't act like you haven't noticed, my hair excels in the wind. Besides, you're moving to Rome.
Lily: Yeah, for a year, and when we get back, we need you to be here waiting for us, hopefully living in this house with your future bride.
Ted: Wha... What future bride?
Lily: The girl. She's out there walking around New York City right now, probably in a pair of really cute boots that she's gonna let me borrow whenever I want because we're the same size. She is out there, Ted.
Ted: Is she, really? Because I've looked. I have looked high and low for someone I can love and adore and cook waffles for. The closest I've come is Marshall.
Lily: He does love your waffles.
Ted: It's the cinnamon. I add cinnamon.