Quote from Robin in Something Old
Future Ted: [v.o.] In 1994, Robin's dad took her to New York City for the first time... [flashback:] Robin: This is amazing! Thank you, sir! Robin Sr.: Well, a little father-son bonding trip never hurt anyone. Robin: I-I did almost die from malnutrition on that wolf hunt last year... Robin Sr.: I had to almost kill you for you to learn how to kill. Robin: [sighs happily] New York City's the best, eh? Robin Sr.: I despise it. It's like Edmonton, minus the arts and culture. Come on, we'll miss our flight. Robin: I'll catch up. [to herself] One day, I'm gonna move here, marry a sophisticated big-city man with a sick mullet - like all the way down to his shoulder pads, and at night, he'll let me brush it - and I'll dig up this locket so it can be my "something old" at our wedding. Robin Sr.: R.J.! Robin: Coming, sir! [whispers] I'll be back for you.