Ted: Lily, what's the real reason?
Lily: What if we moved to Rome...
[fantasy of The Captain presenting a piece of art with Lily in Italy:]
The Captain: What's so funny?
Italian Man: I'm uh sorry. I can't believe you paid a 10 million euro this painting.
The Captain: Why not?
Italian Man: This is not even a painting. I spin my plate, it's gonna fill a blank canvas. Smell it. It's like a toilet. It just make you look, uh, stupido.
The Captain: Lily, you're fired.
Lily: What? But no. I... it's still a great painting. I like what it says about the structure in society and the changing worlds of women.
The Captain: [speaks loudly in Italian]
[later, the picture is black-and-white as Lily sips coffee at an outdoor cafe and starts talking to a woman:]
Woman: [in Italian] What do you do for a living?
Lily: I used to be an art consultant.
Woman: [in Italian] My husband used to be married to an art consultant. Here he is now!
[The woman walks over to Marshall, who rides up on a vespa]
Marshall: Hey baby. It's time for Marvin's... bottle.