Quote from Barney in Romeward Bound
Ted: It was just too much. Indiana Jones wouldn't look at this body. This is a body that would melt a Nazi's face. Barney: Oh, man, I want my face to melt. It's too bad Marshall isn't here. Robin: Why Marshall? Barney: 'Cause he could just say... [fantasy:] Marshall: Hey, Liddy, why don't you take off that coat? Barney: [v.o.] And Liddy would be all... Liddy: Sure, should I take my shirt off, too? Marshall: No, the coat's probably enough. [reality:] Barney: And he'd get away with it. You know why? No stink. Robin: You obviously haven't split a cab with him after basketball. Barney: No, I don't mean "physical stink". I mean the pheromonal stink a guy gives off when he's desperate for action to a pathetic degree. You know, like Ted. Ted: I have stink? Barney: Bro, you dipped in stink.