Quote from Barney in The Fortress
Robin: Hey, with the wedding so close, maybe we should talk about where we're going to live. Barney: Fine, enough. Stop begging. We'll live here. But you owe me. Robin: Yeah, I don't know. There's just a lot of things I don't totally love about your apartment. Barney: Like what? Robin: Well, for example, why is your bed on what look like train tracks? Barney: [chuckles] [flashback to Barney in bed with a woman:] Woman: You were wonderful. Barney: Well, you don't get to be a state-certified orgasmologist without learning how to please a woman. Woman: You don't mind if I spend the night, do you? Barney: Um, how else are we gonna get to know each other on a deeper level? Excuse me, I just have to log tonight's orgasms with the licensing board. [Barney gets out of bed and pulls a vase on the counter. The bed suddenly starts to recede into the wall. A new bed appears below it and raises into place.] [present:] Barney: The Ho-be-gone Sleep System by Stinson, patent pending. Robin: What is on the other side of the wall? Where do the hos go? Barney: [scoffs] What am I, a contractor?