Barney: Robin, wait. Um... shoot. I haven't figured out what I'm gonna say yet. Keep going. Robin, wait. Look, I'm sorry that I still have the Playbook. It's just, it's filled with a lifetime of great ideas. Am I supposed to just leave all that behind?
Robin: Yes.
Barney: But... "Weekend at Barney's"!
Robin: Okay, what is that? Explain the "Weekend at Barney's" to me.
Barney: What's to explain? I play a dead guy, and Ted and Marshall carry me around.
Robin: Okay. And based on that, girls want to sleep with you.
Barney: Big time.
Robin: But you're dead.
Barney: Yeah. Except not really, obviously.
Robin: But the girl thinks you're dead.
Barney: No, she thinks I'm alive.
Robin: Which you are.
Barney: Exactly.
Robin: Except you're dead.
Barney: Exactly.
Robin: Except you're alive.
Barney: Exactly.
Robin: Okay, so instead of... of being an alive person pretending to be a dead person pretending to be an alive person, why not just be an alive person?
Barney: Okay, let's start from the beginning. The movie is called Weekend at Bernie's. My name is Barney.