Quote from Barney in Weekend at Barney's
[title: "The Kidney". Ted is in MacLaren's in a hospital gown:] Ted: I still don't get why someone would leave the hospital without changing into their clothes first. Over. Barney: [over ear piece] Ted, this is my thing. So just... okay? Over. Okay? Over. Woman: Are you all right? Ted: What? Oh. Yes, yes, I'm fine. Tomorrow, I'm donating a kidney to my best friend. My best friend Barney. Not Marshall. Barney. Marshall's so lame. Anyway, just wanted to grab one last drink, in case, you know, I don't make it. Woman: You are so brave. Ted: Hey, listen. Before I give my best friend this organ, how about... Nope. Nope, I'm not saying that. I did hear you, but I'm not saying that. Because I'm not. Woman: Are you okay? Ted: One second. I know you put a lot of work into this. I understand that. I understand that. I understand that. [long pause] I understand that. Why can't I just talk to her? Maybe we'll hit it off... Fine. Copy that. How about I give you a different organ? My penis. [The woman throws a drink in Ted's face] Barney: You said it wrong. Ted: I did not say it wrong!