Quote from Barney in The Ashtray
[flashback to Ted and Becky in the apartment:] Becky: [on TV commercial] Boats, boats, boats! Boats! Ted: What's this a commercial for again? I can't quite... Barney: Oh, get a room, you two. [present:] Ted: You weren't there. Barney: I was, too. Ted: All right, you were there? Tell me the story. Barney: I like the way you tell it. Ted: Please, I insist. Barney: Okay, we'll tell it together. Ted: Okay. Lily... Barney: Lily... Ted: had invited us... Barney: had invited us... Ted: to an art... Barney: Garfunkel concert. Ted: gallery opening. Barney: An Art Garfunkel gallery opening concert. Go on, Ted. You're doing great.