Lily: It finally happened. My past finally caught up with me.
Marshall: Oh, God. Lily, if you tell me that you slept with the Captain for anything under 2.8, which we agreed was as low as we were going to go...
Lily: No, it's nothing like that. Do you guys remember the last time we saw the Captain?
All: Yes.
Lily: Oh, right. Of course you don't. Barney, you weren't there. Ted, you had just floated out of a Snoop Dogg B-side. And, Robin, you had just come from that big meeting that ran long.
[flashback to Robin pounding shots]