The Captain: [answers phone] Ahoy.
Robin: Hi. Captain, it's Robin. Ahoy. Uh, look, I... have to be upfront with you. I'm engaged.
The Captain: Engaged? I thought you were married to Marshall. This is Robin right? The redheaded kindergarten teacher who wore the gray dress and the blue shoes to that art show?
Robin: Can you please hold a moment?
The Captain: Dropping anchor.