Quote from Ted in Bad Crazy
Barney: Ted, did you or didn't you break up with Jeanette last night? Ted: I don't know, it's kind of confusing. [flashback to Ted and Jeanette at the game:] Ted: I think we need to talk. Jeanette: Oh, oh, okay. I see where this is going. You're in love with Lily. That's it, isn't it? Ted: What? No, I... Jeanette: Like I should be surprised with her fancy medical degree and her sexy Southern drawl. Ted: What? She's not... Jeanette: Don't talk to me, don't look at me. I hate you and I never want to see you again! [present:] Ted: And then things got crazy and we got thrown out of the Barclays Center. I don't know, it felt pretty breakup-y. Anyway, we parted on pretty bad terms, so... I kind of thought maybe I could... Barney: Never contact her again and hope she'd take the hint and just leave you alone? Ted: Barney, give me some credit. Barney: Was that the plan? Ted: Yes.