Ted: I cannot believe you guys!
Barney: Well, maybe if you had given us a warning that she was crazy!
Marshall: Dude, it's okay. She can't stay in there forever. She'll have to come out to eat and drink and go to the bathroom, right?
Future Ted: [v.o.] Now, a few months earlier, the East Coast had been hit by a bad storm, and some intelligent, forward-thinking New Yorkers took it as a wake-up call, making sure to stock their bedrooms with enough food and water to last months, not to mention a portable waste management system. It was really the smart thing to do.
Marshall: You dumbass!
Barney: Really, Ted. How could you be so unbelievably stupid?
Ted: No, no, you guys are the ones who invited a vampire into my apartment! This is your fault! And P.S., if this disaster had been a superstorm instead of a hot lunatic, you'd all be begging to eat my freeze-dried protein paste and crap in my biohazard bucket. Just sayin'.