Ted: Subway girl's name is Jeanette and she does grind her teeth.
Lily: I assume that started the moment she met you?
Ted: Uh, well, the fact is she wanted to find me.
[flashback:]
Jeanette: The first thing I did was list out all the details I remembered about you.
Ted: Is that a yellow legal pad?
Jeanette: Yeah. I've even got a backup.
Ted: Oh, my God.
Jeanette: You had a tweed blazer and chalk all over your hands, so I figured you were either a professor or a British gymnast.
Ted: [British accent] I'm bloody good on the pommel 'orse. Regrettin' this accent. Can't seem to stop.
Jeanette: Then I asked the lady at the student center where I could find the youngest, cutest professor on staff.
Ted: And?
Jeanette: She sent me to a physics class.
Ted: Professor Leyborne? I wonder if she'd think "Dr. Goodhair" was so cute if she knew he hasn't been published in over a year.
Jeanette: Then she sent me here, but the security guard wouldn't let me in without an I.D. I was about to give up when the fire alarm just sent you out. It was like...
[present:]
Ted: Destiny. Right? Right? It's a meet-cute.