Quote from Ted in Ring Up
Future Ted: [v.o.] So what if my friends thought it was doomed? I was still young, and I knew that a night of partying with a girl over a decade younger than me would be a total... Ted: ...disaster. She's like an entirely different species. [sneezes] And I definitely didn't have enough layers. [flashback:] Ted: [v.o.] I didn't understand half the words she was saying. To me, it all sounded like hipster mad libs. Carly: Didn't you check your phone? I just "means of contacting" you on "currently hot social networking site." The show's been moved to "New York neighborhood" you've never heard of." Ted: Oh. Wow, my phone has a clock. [v.o.] And they subsist on a diet of pointlessly weird combinations. Carly: Ooh. Hey, do you want to split a kimchi cupcake with bacon frosting? They are the best here. Ted: Uh, yeah. Yeah, that'll go great with my cucumber jalapeño egg cream. Carly: Chug it! Come on. Come on. We got to get going. Ted: [v.o.] Then later, at a club in Chinatown somehow located beneath a manhole cover, it got weird. Carly: God, I just love those tiny gray hairs in your eyebrows. Old men are so sexy.