Robin: Dad, is there, um, something you wanna tell me?
Robin Sr.: Well, in the early '80s... I did some wet work for the C. I.A.
Robin: Yes, Daddy. I remember the bedtime stories. No, I'm, uh, talking about your Facebook page? It says you're married.
Robin Sr.: Well... Yes, uh, Carol and I were in Key Largo at a performance of the recording artist James Buffett. We're what is known as Parrotheads. And, uh, well, one thing led to the other... And, uh, we got married.
Robin: You didn't want to tell me about it?
Robin Sr.: I facebooked it on Facebook.
Robin: Okay, you know what, Dad? Since you obviously have no interest in involving me in your personal life, I may as well tell you, Barney and I are already engaged.
Barney: That's right. I'm behind you on this, Robin. Directly behind you.
Robin: Anyway, this is happening. And since I wasn't invited to your wedding, you're not invited to mine. Good-bye.