Robin: I told you, I am done chasing Barney. Now can we please go to your party?
Ted: Robin, do you want to spend tonight making small talk with a bunch of bankers in a daring yet refined contemporary masterpiece King Kong should feel lucky to climb... or do you want to follow your heart?
Robin: Why do you keep insisting that I have feelings for Barney?
Ted: Because you do. [phone chimes] See, even Ranjit agrees. Oh, he's got to pee. The point is, you're not over Barney. That's why you freaked out about him proposing on the roof of the World Wide News building.
Robin: I did not freak out. It's just... a teeny, tiny bit annoying that I am the one who showed her that roof in the first place! Damn it, Patrice!
Ted: Whoa. [phone chimes] "Never mind. I found a soda bottle." Okay, that's disturbing.