Future Ted: [v.o.] And so, kids, on that cold December night I decided to take your Uncle Marshall's advice and be a little selfish.
Ted: Whoa.
Ranjit: Hello... and hubba-hubba.
Robin: Aw, thanks. But tonight is about my main man Mosby.
Ranjit: Really? Why?
Robin: Oh, Ted, tell Ranjit the huge thing that's happening tonight.
Ted: Barney's getting engaged.
Ranjit: Ranjit out.