Robin: The reign of terror is over!
Marshall: I've had this cigar in my pocket for two years, waiting for this moment. [smokes] Aw, that would've been good about two years ago.
All: Cheers.
Lily: Oh, oh, oh, you want us to say your name and un-jinx you?
Ted: I don't think so, pal. This is gonna be a long jinx. Like Yom Kippur services long. The only difference is, Yom Kippur's a fast and this one's gonna be a slow. Oh!
Robin: Now, Ted, I was wondering if you could expand upon what you were saying earlier about antiquated currency.
Ted: Ah, yes, yes. Contrary to popular belief, the buffalo nickel was modeled on the Black Diamond bison rather than the more iconic Western Plains bison. To wit, if President Taft had had his way, we'd all be talking about the egret nickel.
[Barney looks to the heavens and screams silently]