Robin: Oh, no. Marshall, Lily and Ted can't make it, for viable reasons I just learned via this text message I accidentally deleted. Guess it's just gonna be you and me.
Barney: Fine by me.
Robin: Me, too. Totally. Supafine. [inner monologue] Hey there, Scherbats, your voice of reason here. What you doing?
Barney: I hope you don't mind, but I was hungry, so I ordered MacLaren's new special. I couldn't eat lunch at work because they ordered Thai food. I miss you, Cornelius!
Robin: Oh, my God. You're so sensitive. And deep. [inner monologue] No. You're better than this. Barney is not like lobster. Okay, that's unfortunate, but it doesn't mean you have to hook up with Barney.
Barney: Whoa!
Robin: [inner monologue] God, you said that out loud! No, I didn't. How would you know? You're out of control. Oh, you think you're so smart, don't you, bitch?