Quote from Ted in Splitsville
Ted: Look, buddy, I'm also the captain of a team in the Little Ivies Professionals Over 30 Who Work In Midtown League. I'm addicted to the adrenaline too. Still, don't you think you're getting a little obsessive about... Robin: Uh, hold up. Hold up. Are you suggesting that you are a member of a sports team and you're the captain? Ted: So says the "C" I personally sewed onto my jersey. Uh, after Victoria and I broke up, I had some free time. So called up a few architect friends and put together a little team called the T-Squares. [flashback to Ted with three decidedly unathletic basketball players in a gym:] Ted: See that? The floor's uneven. Giles: And that window placement is rubbish. Joel: You know, if a genie gave me one wish, I would knock down that wall and create a nice flow. Ted: Great wish. There's too much hard wood, right?