Ted: How do you know she's not Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz? I mean, maybe as the years go by, she'll get Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz-ier.
Klaus: Oh, nein, nein, nein. Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz is not something that develops over time. It is something that happens instantaneously. It courses through you like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body. In your hands. In your heart. In your stomach. In your skin. Of course you feel it in your Schlauchmachendejungen. Pardon my French. Have you ever felt this way about someone?
Ted: Yeah, I think so.
Klaus: If you have to think about it, you have not felt it.
Ted: And you're absolutely sure you'll find that someday?
Klaus: Of course. Everyone does eventually. You just never know when or where.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And he was right. Unfortunately, the "when" of it was still a little ways down the road. But the "where" of it?