Barney: Man, I end up in these rooms a lot.
Quinn: If we miss Hawaii because of this, guess who's not doing the disappearing salami any time soon.
Mr. Drury: I need to ask you both a few questions. Let's start with you. Name?
Quinn: Quinn Garvey.
Mr. Drury: Occupation?
Quinn: Unemployed.
Barney: Well, well, well. Look who's keeping secrets now. Sir, I'll tell you her occupation: stripper. She insists she's proud of it, but apparently not proud enough to tell you.
Quinn: Barney, I was going to surprise you with this on our trip, but... I quit.
Barney: You... did that for me?
Quinn: Yes. And now that you know what I did for you, and how much I care for you, would you please show him the trick?
Barney: Sorry. Magician's Code.