Robin: Oh, we're busting apple bags? I can bust apple bags. Ted, remember when we were dating and we threw that party and one of those appetizers just didn't sit right?
Ted: Ah... doesn't sound familiar.
Robin: I call this story "Ted and the Cuban Sandwich Crisis."
[flashback: a toilet flushes:]
Robin: [v.o.] Ted came out of that bathroom looking like Joe Frazier after the Thrilla in Manila.
Barney: Oh, what is that smell!? Ugh!
Robin: [v.o.] So I, being a great girlfriend, tried to help him out.
[Robin texts Ted, "Was that you?" He sees it and nods]
Robin: You guys are all crazy; I don't smell anything. Anyway, uh, who wants to go up on the roof?
Robin: [v.o.] But then...
Barney: She, who denied it, supplied it.
Ted: Yeah, must have been that Cuban sandwich, huh, babe?
[present:]
Robin: That was not cool, Ted.
Lily: Contraction!
Robin: That wasn't cool, Ted?