Barney: Look, I'm a screwup. I had something special with this girl Quinn, and I ruined it. But this guy, he's done everything right. He's been loving and devoted since he was 18 years old. There are only a few truly great people on this planet, and he is one of them. He deserves to be at the birth of his son. So... what do you say?
Bus Driver: Unless there's an emergency, I'm not allowed to stop, so sit down, watch Cocoon 2 and shut up.
Barney: I'm sorry, buddy, I tried.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And then, something wonderful happened.
Old Woman #1: I'm having a heart attack!
Old Man: I'm having a heart attack!
Old Woman #2: I'm having a heart attack! And my doctor is at Saint Marcus Hospital!
Old Man: So is mine!
Old Woman #1: Mine, too. And my son is head of Cardiology.
All: We know!