Barney: Anyway, Ted Evelyn Mosby, this ritual forever binds you to keep a solemn secret...
Ted: Which is?
Barney: I really like this Quinn girl! We've been spending tons of time together, and I want the gang to meet her. But I'm afraid they're gonna disapprove because, well, you know.
Future Ted: [v.o.] I did know. You see, Quinn was a stripper who had swindled Barney out of quite a bit of cash.
Barney: We're inviting everyone to dinner at Quinn's, and I want them to keep an open mind, which brings us to The Broath. Place your hand on The Bro Code.
Ted: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Barney: Repeat after me. I, Ted Evelyn Mosby...
Ted: "I, Ted "Why Did I Ever Tell You My Middle Name" Mosby..."
Barney: solemnly swear not to tell our friends that Quinn is a stripper.
Ted: "...solemnly swear not to tell our friends that Quinn is a stripper who duped you out of lots of money."
Barney: You're only supposed to repeat after me.
Ted: "You're only supposed to repeat after me."
Barney: Stop it.
Ted: Stop it.
Barney: Silence!