Quote from Lily in No Pressure
Future Ted: [v.o.] So, Lily was betting against me and Robin. I just didn't know it. Lily: Okay, you want to make it work with Robin? You need to stay on her radar. Call her right now. Ted: She's on the plane. Her phone's off. Lily: Oh, my God! How adorable would it be if when the plane lands, she turns on her phone and her mailbox is full of messages from you?! Marshall: Ted, don't leave her any voice mails. Ted: Why not? Marshall: Because... Lily: Because you need to go to Russia. With love! Surprise her. Make the, in no way creepy, grand romantic gesture that we all know Robin loves. Oh! Ted: So I just walk up to her in Red Square with a dozen roses? Or float down to her in my hot air balloon with ten dozen roses! Lily: Yes, that's perfect! Marshall: Not like this, Lily. Not like this. Ted: If you'll excuse me, I've got some sonnets to write.