Barney: Man, I can't believe these are vegan. I've had, like, 20 of 'em.
Woman: I should get the name of this caterer. It's my kitten's Bat Mitzvah next week. She's finally becoming a cat.
Barney: Oh, God, you are crazy. [sees her cleavage] About cats.
Woman: Cats are so honest and real with their affections. Ever since my divorce, it's just been one liar after another. That's why it's so refreshing to meet someone honest like you, Special Agent Gary Powers.
Barney: Listen... I think we can agree there's something here. Something big, that looks and probably feels real. Maybe we can go back to your place.
Woman: I can't ask you to delay intercepting those asteroids.
Barney: I do need to intercept those asteroids.
Woman: I think we need to have sex right now. Meet me in the upstairs guest bedroom in two minutes.