Quote from Barney in The Rebound Girl
Ted: But girls, man. Girls. Barney: You know what would kick ass? Ted: Being gay? Barney: Being gay would kick ass! Ted: Word. Guys understand each other. Barney: Imagine a relationship where, instead of talking about feelings all the time, you just play some Madden, eat a pizza, give each other a happy, roll over and have some cuddle-free shut-eye. Ted: Bro, for what it's worth, if we were both gay, you'd be my first call. Barney: Would you mind calling Marshall and telling him that? 'Cause he thinks... Ted: No, this is only in a scenario where just you and I are gay, not Marshall. Barney: But if all three of us were gay, you'd pick me over Marshall, right? Ted: If all three of us were gay? Girlfriend, we would all three of us have some fun. Barney: Damn right we would.