Quote from Barney in Disaster Averted
[Barney runs down the street with two armed men chasing after him. A man wearing a Fez offers him a place to shelter:] Man in Fez: Psst. In here! Barney: I'm safe. Man in Fez: [pulls gun] Not quite. The amulet, please, Mr. Stinson. Barney: Why? [knocks the guy down] Boy: Help! Help! Barney: The kid. Boy: Help! Barney: Hang on, kid. Grab my tie. Boy: But you're not supposed to take the tie off. You lost a bet with your friends Lily and Marshall which requires you to wear the tie for a full year. Barney: If it means saving your life, I think they'll understand! Boy: They sound like nice people! Barney: Yeah, they are. Grab that... Come on. That's it. Boy: Thanks, Mister. How can I repay you? Barney: You can stay in school, that's how. [A bird flies off the tie] Barney: No! [at MacLaren's:] Barney: True story. But golly, I'm just gonna miss the heck out of that ducky tie. I really am. Lily: Look what I just found in the trash. Barney: No! [puts the tie back on]