Kevin: First, he tries scaring me off with his little peep show. Then he crashes our movie. Now, he's got tickets to
some super romantic concert.
Ted: It's Weird Al Yankovic.
Kevin: Okay. But still, who's the first person he asked to go with him? My girlfriend.
Robin: Oh, man. Okay. You think I'm the first person Ted asked? Ted, am I the first person you asked?
[flashback to Ted making a series of phone calls]
Ted: Marshall! You, me, Weird Al.
Marshall: No thanks, Ted.
Ted: Barney! I got two tickets to Weird Al Yan... [call disconnects] Barney?
Ted: Lily! Come on! You'll be the hottest girl there! Okay, you'll be the only girl there.
Ted: Stuart!
Ted: Claudia!
Ted: Brad!
Ted: Nat-alie!
Ted: Trudy!
Ted: Ranjit!
Ted: Carl the bartender!
Ted: Dude from my bodega!
Ted: Steam cleaning coupon guy!
Ted: Mom! Please? I'll fly you out.
Virginia Mosby: I don't think so. I'm sorry, sweet pea.
Ted: Is Clint there?
Virginia Mosby: No.