Barney: Why would Ted get back together with Zoey? He's doing great.
Robin: Well, after a breakup, we all think we're doing great. I guess sometimes the tiniest trigger can unravel you and send you crawling right back.
Barney: No, I refuse to believe that Ted is getting back with Zoey because of lightbulbs.
Robin: Uh, Ted's gone back for less.
[flashback to Ted in the kitchen as he runs out of squirty cream:]
Ted: Hi, Natalie. You want to get coffee sometime?
[flashback to a hideously sunburnt Ted struggling to apply lotion to himself:]
Ted: Bro.
Barney: Ted, I only have one rule.
Ted: But I can't reach the worst part. [on the phone] Hi, Karen. Want to get coffee sometime?
[flashback to Ted watching TV:]
Announcer: [on TV] Coming up next, our two local pandas, Ming Ming and Bao Bao, are expecting a baby.
Ted: Robin, you want to get coffee sometime...?
Robin: [blows raspberry] Get it together, bro.