Marshall: [inner monologue] This is great. I'm happy. I'm so happy my heart's pounding. And I'm sweating. And I can't breathe. This is what happiness feels like, right? Oh, crap. Lily's having a baby, and I'm having a panic attack. I hope she can't tell what I'm thinking right now.
Lily: [telepathically] I can. And I'm freaking out tool There's an alien growing in my stomach that's gonna explode out of my vaginal
Marshall: Do you think the others can tell we're freakin' out?
Robin: [inner monologue] What am I doing with my life?
Barney: [inner monologue] What am I doing with my life?
Ted: [inner monologue] I should get a Christmas-themed movie snack for tomorrow night.
Marshall: [telepathically] They're totally on to us. What do we do?
Lily: [telepathically] Just keep smiling. Maybe wave. No, don't wave. That makes no sense.
Marshall: [telepathically] I'm committed. I'm riding this wave straight to hell.
Lily: [telepathically] Let's leave. Then the waving will make sense.