Quote from Barney in False Positive
Barney: Amazing! It was like a diamond suit for my soul. I gotta keep going. I gotta do more. Ted: No. No. I cannot go back to that strip club. I've seen some things. Barney: I'm not going back either. I'm takin' the rest of my bonus to God's strip club. Future Ted: [v.o.] The next day, he paid a visit to the most charitable man he knew, his half-brother's father... Sam Gibbs, a minister at a church out on Long Island. Barney: Sam... Uh, Father. l-I don't mean Father Father. Unless... Sam: What's up, Barney? Barney: I'm thinking about giving some money to charity. Sam: Is that the name of the stripper you been e-mailing me about? You gotta take me off that list, Barney. Barney: No, I don't mean that Charity. That Charity is doin' Peachy. You'll see pics of the two of 'em in next week's e-mail. What up! Sam: Barney, I'm a minister. Unsubscribe.