Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, in the fall of 2010, it seemed like Aunt Lily could only talk about one thing: babies.
Robin: Oh, God, I have been craving this burger all day.
Lily: Do you know what plays a huge role in helping a woman conceive?
Robin: Hmm.
Lily: Cervical mucus.
Robin: [gags]
[later, Robin and Lily are in the apartment together:]
Robin: Oh, my God, I can't wait to see this movie. I hear it's really scary.
Lily: Oh, change of plans. I thought violent images wouldn't be good for my future fetus, so instead, I rented this
video of a live water birth. [splashing on TV]
Robin: [screams]
[later, Robin and Lily are in the kitchen together:]
Robin: They don't know what it is. It just showed up on my mom's X-ray.
Lily: Look at this crib.