Quote from Barney in Big Days
Ted: You know what? To hell with your dibs. I'm going over there right now and talking to her. Barney: Oh, yeah, yeah? Be my guest. Fall in love with her. Get married. Just know this: When I step up to make my toast as your best man... Ted: Actually, Marshall would probably be... Barney: As your best man... [fantasy scene of Barney giving Ted's best man toast:] Barney: Ladies and gentlemen... I had dibs. Man: No! Woman from the bar: Tell me this isn't true. Ted: I had implied dibs. Woman from the bar: [slaps Ted] You know, you've humiliated me! [to Barney] I had no idea. You have to know that. Barney: Shh, shh. You're the victim here. We both are. Let's get out of here. Woman from the bar: Or, you know, we could just do it right here. Barney: We could just do it right here.