Quote from Ted in Robots Vs. Wrestlers
Ted: Dude, relax. It's for Marissa Heller. Barney: Marissa Heller? She sounds hot. Face, boobs, describe. Start with boobs. Future Ted: [v.o.] Who was Marissa Heller? That mystery began when Marshall and I first moved in together. [flashback to 10 years earlier:] Marshall: Ted, we got our first mail delivery! We are popular. We've got a golf magazine for Marissa Heller. We got a wicker furniture catalog, also for Marissa Heller. And a coupon for a bird store addressed to Marissa Heller, or, stay with me, "current occupant." That's us! We've got mail! Ted: Fantastic! Marissa Heller? She must be the woman who lived here before us. I wonder what she was like. Future Ted: And just like that, a picture began to take shape. A picture of Marissa Heller, the golfer. Marissa Heller, the wicker catalog shopper. And Marissa Heller, the bird owner. [present:] Ted: And since then, with each piece of mail we've gotten, the picture's become a little clearer. The only thing we don't know is what she looks like.