Quote from Ted in Home Wreckers
Ted: Hi. Virginia Mosby: Ted, what are you doing here? Ted: I never got to give you guys your toast. I was selfish, and I freaked out, and I'm so sorry. So here it is. [clears throat] How about a hand for the DJ? Gesture to D... I'll skip down. Mom, I love you. And I've never seen you as happy as you are with Clint. And, Clint, welcome to the family. What you two have is what I one day hope to find. But until then, cheers to you both. I love you guys. Virginia Mosby: Ted. I am so... baked right now. I'm only 60% sure you're actually standing in front of me. But if you are, I love you. And you are the best son a mother could ever have. Future Ted: [v.o.] There was no logical reason why my mother should be with a guy like that. And yet, as you kids know, being with your Grandpa Clint was the best decision your grandma ever made. Sometimes, our best decisions are the ones that don't make any sense at all.