Inspector: Uh... You got leaky pipes. But the bright side, the pond in your basement is drowning some of the larger, slower rats. The rest of them, well, they're headed this way.
Lily: See, you should've waited to find out the problems with this house.
Ted: You can always find problems with any decision. But you can't let that stop you. Freshman year, Marshall knew right away he wanted to spend his life with you. What if someone had been there to second-guess that decision?
[flashback to Marshall's college dorm:]
Lily: Bye. [exits]
Marshall: I know we've only been on two dates, but, damn it, Lily Aldrin, I'm... I'm gonna marry you.
Inspector: Not so fast. [gets Lily back] We got some structural issues here. These hips are not Eriksen-baby compliant. And this thing right here does not have a proper filter. That's a maintenance issue that's never gonna go away. And I know you think that you like this gothic exterior now, but deep down, didn't you always
picture yourself in something Spanish? I recommend you look into the rental option.
[present:]
Ted: But Marshall took that leap of faith, and it's the best thing that ever happened to you both.