Quote from Barney in Girls Vs. Suits
Barney: [singing] I know what you're thinking What's Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot Yes, I could've nailed her But no, it's not a failure 'Cause there's one thing she is not To score a ten would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nines It's a truth you can't refute Nothing suits me like a suit! Picture a world Where all the boys and girls Are impeccably well-dressed That delivery guy in a jacket and tie That puppy in a double-breast That '80s dude with muttonchops That baby with a lollipop That lady cop who's kind of cute Nothing suits them like a suit Choir: Suits Barney: A wingman I can wear Choir: Suits Barney: They're oh, so debonair Choir: Suits Barney: The perfect way to snare A girl with daddy issues Choir: Suits Barney: In navy blue or black Check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze Marshall: Oh, really? Then answer these questions if you please [Irish accent] What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold? Barney: Suits Ted: What would you say if you gave your suits away And in return you'd never grow old? Barney: Suits Robin: What would you pick? One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit? Barney: It's moot Lily: What if world peace Were within your reach? Barney: [talking] I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily, get your head out of your ass. Barney: Two, three, four [singing] Girls will go and girls will come But there's only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know That there's no accepted substitute I'm sorry, suits, let's make amends My Sunday best are my best friends Send casual Friday down the laundry chute 'Cause nothing suits the undisputed Oft-saluted suitor of repute Like... A... Wait for it... Suit Choir: Nothing suits him Like a suit Suit Up! Suit Up! Suit Up! Suit Up! Barney: [talking] Then again, she is pretty hot.