Ted: Good evening. Tonight, we're gonna have a nice, quick class on bridges. There are 6 types: Beam, cantilever, arch, suspension, and 2 others. You got land on both sides, water in the middle. See you all next week.
Louis: Hey, we get you for the whole hour.
Ted: Oh, come on. Who really wants to sit here and listen to me yap about bridges?
[Everyone in the class raises their hand]
Ted: Really?